I TWISTED MY KNEE AND MY ANKLE IS BRUISED BUT IM STILL GOING TO KARATE

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

50shadesofsolkat:

skrillidex:

mom, dad, im roosterteeth

the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese

rnemes:

snorlaxatives:

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

mrcraabs:

swag can not be created or destroyed, only transferred from one form to another

Leave it to Wrex and Javik to get the salarians feeling all types of ways.

twyll:

i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and

and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like

aw yeah

we tight

we bros

but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????